Pros of Dating Me
remembrance-of-appa: I can cook. You’d look nicer by comparison but I’m sure you already look nice since everyone’s bootiful m’kay. I’m like a 5 year old so you don’t have to worry about me being caught up in social drama. You’d be dating me.
Your role in the Legend of Korra →
airinn: snazzy-lemon: this-gay-person-just: semeprey: orangeapocalypse: inspectahradio: dontstartlethewitch: Katie is a waterbender who is married to Bolin and has a pet Polar bear dog Awesome possum. Radio is a waterbender and is the parent of Tenzin and has a pet Flying Bison Wait… Am I Katara? omg OrangeApocalypse is a non-bender who had a one night stand with Amon and has a...
my-beds-perfect-for-hiddleston: I grew up watching ‘Superman.’ As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn’t diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on from a playground bully. - Tom Hiddleston
When i was a kid
uncle-tomlinsons-cabin: everything-korra-because-i-wanna: xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance. this is just so stupid it’s funny as fuck
kurtsied: moseby: only in america is there 1 day dedicated to each parent and a whole week dedicated to sharks fucking shit up #when your parents can rip off arms with nothing but the rows of jagged sharp teeth in their mouth #then they can get a week
Dear everyone who's excited for The Dark Knight...
chrisnolan: 5000-dollar-space-foam-ass: Bane’s mask is a sideways vagina. Enjoy! What the fuck kind of vaginas have you been looking at?
alltwerknoplay: eyebrows are so weird. like why does hair only grow in those two spots? i dunno man
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SEND ME A SHIT TON OF RANDOM ASS ANON MESSAGES....
develops a crush
Normal Person: wow they're cute maybe one time we could go on a date or something
Me: oh shit oh no it's them it's my soulmate i've imprinted i want to have their babies why aren't they looking at me they hate me what did i do to deserve this why don't they love me is getting married too much to ask. maybe i should say hello first.
mandylasers: wow when it comes to romance I’m just
pantere: do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
petewanks: you know the unfollow button on my blog is actually a trap it gives you viruses dont click it
esteemedbabeofpolice: my aunt sent me to throw away the trash because I hadn’t left the house since she got here this experience has taught me a something THE SUN IS REALLY FUCKING BRIGHT JESUS CHRIST
jcgurl201: 2xknifekind: orek-i: Difficulty Level: Easy > Medium > Hard > Expert > Asian i still can’t believe this is real omfg Cause that’s what being Asian is all about
raccoon-butts: inglaterraa: i’ve finally found my drawing style i drew a picture of your oc i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it
I can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen