June 2012
Pros of Dating Me
remembrance-of-appa:
I can cook.
You’d look nicer by comparison but I’m sure you already look nice since everyone’s bootiful m’kay.
I’m like a 5 year old so you don’t have to worry about me being caught up in social drama.
You’d be dating me.
Your role in the Legend of Korra →
airinn:
snazzy-lemon:
this-gay-person-just:
semeprey:
orangeapocalypse:
inspectahradio:
dontstartlethewitch:
Katie is a waterbender who is married to Bolin and has a pet Polar bear dog
Awesome possum.
Radio is a waterbender and is the parent of Tenzin and has a pet Flying Bison
Wait… Am I Katara? omg
OrangeApocalypse is a non-bender who had a one night stand with Amon and has a...
my-beds-perfect-for-hiddleston:
I grew up watching ‘Superman.’ As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn’t diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on from a playground bully.
- Tom Hiddleston
When i was a kid
uncle-tomlinsons-cabin:
everything-korra-because-i-wanna:
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
this is just so stupid it’s funny as fuck
kurtsied:
moseby:
only in america is there 1 day dedicated to each parent and a whole week dedicated to sharks fucking shit up
#when your parents can rip off arms with nothing but the rows of jagged sharp teeth in their mouth #then they can get a week
Dear everyone who's excited for The Dark Knight...
chrisnolan:
5000-dollar-space-foam-ass:
Bane’s mask is a sideways vagina.
Enjoy!
What the fuck kind of vaginas have you been looking at?
alltwerknoplay:
eyebrows are so weird. like why does hair only grow in those two spots? i dunno man
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SEND ME A SHIT TON OF RANDOM ASS ANON MESSAGES....
develops a crush
Normal Person: wow they're cute maybe one time we could go on a date or something
Me: oh shit oh no it's them it's my soulmate i've imprinted i want to have their babies why aren't they looking at me they hate me what did i do to deserve this why don't they love me is getting married too much to ask. maybe i should say hello first.
mandylasers:
wow when it comes to romance I’m just
pantere:
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
petewanks:
you know the unfollow button on my blog is actually a trap it gives you viruses dont click it
esteemedbabeofpolice:
my aunt sent me to throw away the trash because I hadn’t left the house since she got here this experience has taught me a something THE SUN IS REALLY FUCKING BRIGHT JESUS CHRIST
Watchjcgurl201:
2xknifekind:
orek-i:
Difficulty Level: Easy > Medium > Hard > Expert > Asian
i still can’t believe this is real omfg
Cause that’s what being Asian is all about
raccoon-butts:
inglaterraa:
i’ve finally found my drawing style
i drew a picture of your oc
i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it
I can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
